Check the video after the break to get that push you needed to build your own bunker!

Daniel Estulin, a Russian journalist who lives in Spain, says that the US and the Bilderbergers are building 13 secret military bases for a war with Russia. Now that’s a wild claim Danny boy. Hope you got proofs of that cause if I’m going to lock myself in the bunker for more than a week I want a good reason for that… Like the total extermination of human race or a 3rd world war. Maybe a comet or a meteorite. Otherwise, I want to smoke my cigarettes outside.
If all this stuff about the secret bases and the Bilderbergers is real, I definitely can smell  a third world war cooking, and it smells like burned Meat! no, wait…  *sniff!*sniff!* OH SHIT!! I burned the bacon! AGAIN! Way to go block head! My breakfast is ruined now! Oh well, there’s always the house of my friends for free food! 

Anyway. Hit the break to watch 8 minutes of scary conspiranoia.

Video courtesy of RussiaToday in YouTube

So… not a conspiracy theorist Danny boy? You sure look like one to me. It’s like watching myself in the mirror. Except without the red hair or the glasses… or the pimples…  and I don’t wear a pony tail. Or look like a Colombian drug lord from a bad 90′s movie. But still, it’s like watching myself in the mirror yo. I don’t understand what’s so bad about being a conspiracy theorist! (besides the fact that people think you are nuts)

Visit YouTube to watch the video in its natural habitat: Bilderberg Breaker Estulin: US builds 13 secret bases for war with Russia While you watch I will be sneaking inside my friends house to steal some bacon. And maybe some eggs. And soda.