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So apparently our governments love to launch missiles, don’t they? Cause we’ve seen a lot of this weird sky things going on lately. Actually, if it wasn’t for the fact that this one not even remotely looks like a spiral I would be freaking out right now. Oh yes… I’m actually putting back inside the box my freakout kit, which includes a ratchet, a bottle of jack and a package of band-aids. Anyhow, my point is, that there has been a lot of sightings of this kind lately and this looks like one from the bunch.  What are the characteristics of this sightings? For starters, the white-ish trail with shades of turquoise and a brighter blue smearing through the night sky. I’ve seen enough missile tests in YouTube to tell you that’s not a missile trail. Hell, it doesn’t even look like a god damn contrail chemtrail!! How big should this missile be to leave all that crap behind!? And, why is the smoke so bright?

Hit the break to read more about this conspiracy!

Some citizens were discussing the “UFO” in the sky while the reporter was preparing to stop the car at 11:45 p.m. on June 30 in Urumqi. The reporter looked to where citizens’ were pointing and found an unidentified flying object flying to the east with a fan-shaped white light.

Li Jun, a citizen in Yining, had also shot the photos of the “UFO.” Li said he was driving on the Qingyi highway and suddenly saw a “UFO” in the sky with a long fan shape light tail. “It stayed in the sky for very short time,” said Li Jun.

Song Huagang, the secretary general of Xinjiang Astronomy Society, the object is impossible to be a “UFO.” In fact, the United State launched an intercontinental missile on June 30. People can observe the intercontinental missile with their naked eyes in some part of Xinjiang.

According to People’s Daily Online, the US launched “Militia” III intercontinental ballistic missiles from Vandenberg Air Force Base in California and the missiles hit the target precisely 7,000 kilometers away.

Right, right, “the missiles hit the target” that’s probably military slang for “the suckers took the bait”. I recommend you come up with something more original than a missile test for the next time, cause there probably will be another one in a few weeks (or less).

Visit english.peopledaily.com.cn for the original news article: ‘UFO’ in skies over Urumqi suspected to be American guided missile. While you visit the original article, I’ll take an opportunity to go take a piss, because my bladder is about to burst.