Scientists Say Solar Storms Could Catapult Us Back To The Stoneage!

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Dang! this whole solar storm thing is getting out of hand. I thought it was going to be bad, but not THIS bad! In the last article we learned that the solar storms come in 11-year cycles and according to scientists solar storms would be costing us $2 trillion a year, multiplied by 11 years, would make a staggering total of $22 trillion!!! HOLY CRAP!! That’s like all the money in the world! And where is it going to come from? Our pocket, probably.

Read more and watch the video  after the break.


Video courtesy of CBS via The Huffington Post

Geez, life from now on is going to suck major balls! Well, I guess that the next thing we’ll know is that we gonna live in caves  watching a bonfire for entertainment. That would be a really crappy ending for 200,000 years of evolution! We may never get to see Mars or cure cancer…  I really hope that this isn’t the end of the man kind as we know it, I’d really hate to see another Obscurantism-Middle-Age era fueled by the lack of technology and religious non-sense.

Read more about it at huffingtonpost.com:
A Massive Solar Storm Could Cause Damages 20 Times The Cost Of Hurricane Katrina (VIDEO)
While you read I will be freaking out, when I’m done I am going to eat cereal. Coffee-flavored Paranoid-Oh’s are the best!

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