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Ever wanted to have an empty novelty bottle a bottled ghost? Well, it’s your lucky day, because aghostinabottle.com is selling them! Yes, you heard right, some people bottle wine, other people bottle water, but this guys bottle ghosts!
Being completely honest to you, I think it’s not possible to contain ghosts in a bottle. They are not a fluid, they are ethereal, in other words unsubstantial, they go through things (yes, glass is a thing) which fluids like a gas or a liquid DON’T!

Each Ghost is captured from a reported haunted establishment, (house, hotel, ship, cemetery, etc), by our Ghost Hunters.

We seal the ghost in it’s own bottle. The bottle is sealed for your protection.

No maintenance required; except occasional dusting.

You may release the Ghost at your own discretion and at your own risk.

The Ghost in the Bottle is contained mysteriously and is therefore sealed with wax shortly after the Ghost is caught. The bottle is sealed for your protection. It comes with very important information . We supply the Ghost, you supply the name. Individual Ghost experiences may vary as “Each Ghost is Unique”!

Each Ghost also comes with a “Ghost Certificate” which is signed by the Ghost Hunter that captures each Ghost and is engraved with a Ghost Hunters seal.

“The Ghost Bottle is 11.0 Tall X 3.5 inches Wide!”

Another question I would ask is: How the hell did they captured and trapped the ghost inside that bottle? With a vacuum cleaner? if so, does it come with dust particles as well? What if I’m allergic to dust and I release the ghost? Because I am! No, really, I am allergic to dust, if there is even a particle of dust in my room I’ll sneeze my brains out.

Visit aghostinabottle.com to learn more about how you can get scammed buy a bottled ghost while I try to trap Mr. Finney in a liquor bottle. Mr. Finney is an Irish drunken ghost that lives in the bunker, he sometimes drinks all my booze and ends up all barfed up and wasted on my couch.

UPDATE: Turn out Mr. Finney was a hobo. That’s what I get for leaving the back door open all night.