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First the earthquakes, now this! Holy shit! God is PIIIIISED! Maybe it’s all those gay marriages or all those women with revealing outfits or perhaps BP’s oil spill, I’d be pissed too. I mean, not about the gay stuff, they can marry a blind mangy dog for all that I care and I certainly don’t care about the half-naked women, they can wear a bikini made out of bacon for all that I care (as a matter of a fact please DO and Send pictures!), I’m talking about the BP ordeal. I’d be pissed too if I were God, I mean, you spend 7 days creating the earth and junk, and this BP a**holes come and ruin everything in a month! Jesus Christ! There’s no respect anymore!

MONROE, Ohio – A six-story statue of Jesus Christ was struck by lightning and burned to the ground, leaving only a blackened steel skeleton and pieces of foam that were scooped up by curious onlookers Tuesday.

The “King of Kings” statue, one of southwest Ohio’s most familiar landmarks, had stood since 2004 at the evangelical Solid Rock Church along Interstate 75 in Monroe, just north of Cincinnati.

God, in case you want to struck me with a bolt of lightning too, those dirty magazines under my bed aren’t mine, I’m holding them for a friend, please ignore the badly scribbled talk balloons that say “I love you Jhonny”. And speaking of balloons, that blow up doll, it’s a project I’m working on, I swear!

Seriously though, that thing was a God damn lightning rod, I am surprised that it didn’t caught a lightning before…

Visit news.yahoo.com to read more and see more pictures & videos about the 6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning while I go install lightning rods around the bunker make peace with God.