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For many global warming is… warming the planet, but according to some researchers, it’s doing the complete opposite! The earth is actually heading towards a new Ice Age. And I’m not talking about a Disney movie with talking mammoths either, people will die!

Contrary to the commonly held scientific conclusion that the Earth is getting warmer, Dr. Don Easterbrook, emeritus professor of geology at Western Washington University and author of more than 150 peer-reviewed papers, has unveiled evidence for his prediction that global cooling is coming soon.

“Rather than global warming at a rate of 1 F per decade, records of past natural cycles indicate there may be global cooling for the first few decades of the 21st century to about 2030,” said Easterbrook, speaking on a scientific panel discussion with other climatologists. This, he says, will likely be followed by “global warming from about 2030 to 2060,” which will then be followed by another cooling spell from 2060 to 2090.

According to Easterbrook (no, not my sniffable pen, the global cooling dude) “Global warming is over — at least for a few decades, However, the bad news is that global cooling is even more harmful to humans than global warming, and a cause for even greater concern.”
Maybe I didn’t put enough attention, but, how is this supposed to happen? weren’t we going through a dangerous global warming that was going to destroy all life on earth as we know it according to Al Gore? And that’s where Dan Miller (whoever he is) comes in:

“It’s absurd to talk of global cooling when global heating is with us now and accelerating,” said Dan Miller, managing director of the Roda Group, and an expert on climate change. “According to NASA, this past April was the hottest since temperature measurements began. And 2010 is on track to be the hottest year since temperature records began.

“North America was relatively cool last year, but the Earth as a whole was much warmer than average,” he said.

Data from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Agency (NOAA) also points to a warming trend. The agency recently reported that global land and ocean surface temperatures for the first four months of 2010 were the warmest it had on record.

The experts attending to this conference also discussed the odd contrast of temperatures of the last and the present year and similar geological evidence from the past 15000 years.

Ten big climate changes occurred over the past 15,000 years, and another 60 smaller changes occurred in the past 5,000 years.

Based on new analysis of ice cores from Greenland to Antarctica, Easterbrook said global temperatures rose and fell from 9 to 15 degrees in a century or less — swings that he said were “astonishing.”

In addition, he explained that energy consumption will rise — and consumer prices will rise along with it — and political and social instability could result as the world population grows 50 percent in the next 40 years while food and energy demand soars.

So now you know, if you are working by any chance on some alternative energy stuff, get your ass back to work, cause we sure gonna need you in the next 100 years.

Visit foxnews.com to read more about this interesting (to say the least) article:

Global Cooling Is Coming — and Beware the Big Chill, Scientist Warns

While you read I will be disassembling the God damn air conditioning system I installed around the entire bunker a few months back, when I thought the earth was going to burn in a global warming hell. DAMN YOU AL GORE!!