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Do you know how does the future look like? It looks Grim. And full of robots. Killer robots and porn! PORNOBOTS!!! :cool:
When I was a little paranoid boy I used to fantasize about how the future would look like, we all did I think, I still do. My mental image of the future used to be very similar to The Jetsons (with more naked chicks and violence), but that’s just because that was the only ‘futuristic’ show I used to watch. Of course there was star trek and lost in space but those were too boring for me back then, thanks God we didn’t had Futurama, I would have grown up even more disturbed and paranoid than I did!

Homes of the future are often depicted as efficient spaces in which robots are programmed to carry out mundane domestic tasks, from cleaning to carrying out simple repairs or even preparing dinner.

But films like I, Robot, have imagined a world in which man-made machines programmed to serve humans turn against their creators – and a group of scientists has said this could happen.

German researchers have warned that robots in the home could prove dangerous – particularly when armed with sharp objects.

Ok, there’s at least one thing fundamentally wrong with that. Why would you arm a robot with a sharp object? The damn thing doesn’t have feelings, it’s like a metallic psychopath! It has hydraulic/pneumatic muscles too, a person is no match for a robot! I swear, the absurdity of the modern society is getting pretty scary. Next thing you know is that there will be robot hookers armed with whips and handcuffs… Wait, WHAT!? where can I get one of those? do they come with the leather mask, mouth gag and all?

Visit telegraph.co.uk to read more about the killer robots (Danger: robots with knives could attack humans accidentally).
Now, if anyone need me, please leave a message in the comments, I have to go to the robosexshop to buy a robotic dominatrix the store to buy a couple of stab proof vests to use both at the same time.