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Remember the Pyramid UFO in Russia I was debating if was real or not last time? Well, apparently, according to Chinese government not only it is real, but the aliens inside those pyramidal ships formalised the world’s first official trade agreement with China! Makes perfect sense, now China is going to sell cheaply made products for the alien equivalent of dollar stores.

Hit the break to read more about the first trade agreement with another planet.

The agreement has been made with a race of ETs coming from the the vicinity of the star Sirius. These aliens are known for the pyramid shaped UFO they use for intergalactic travel. These craft use energy systems as of yet not understood by humans and are filled with a liquid substance which these aliens need to exist and mimic conditions on their home planet.
These aquatic beings are believed to have a humanoid appearance and large cat-like eyes. This race, like all other known ET races in the Milky Way has its origins in Andromeda Galaxy, however colonised the region near Sirius around thirty thousand years ago. These aliens have discretely interacted with humanity for thousands of years.
The agreement opens up a UFO trade route. Human fabrics as well as plant-life are being exported as mere curiosities. In return the Sirians have promised China access to their advanced technology.

The other countries should follow China’s example and come clean about this whole situation,  there’s been so much buzz about this whole UFO thing in the past 20 years that it’s not a secret anymore and as a matter of a fact the UFO sighting witnesses are not deemed as drunks or lunatics this days, so why hide it anymore? I think we humans we can handle it. I mean, putting aside the little issues we had in the past with Black people… yes, black people and Native Americans. Those and also Fat People, Skinny People, Gingers, Gays, Asians, Jews, whites, Indians, Latinos, Blacks, Bearded People, Little People, Tall People, Cross-Eyed People, Every God Damn Race on the Planet, Every God Damn Complexion on the planet and everything that does not look exactly as we do. ummm Did I mentioned countless wars and two world wars?…  And all of this, among only one single race! (human) Oh, and don’t forget 100 years of media-induced xenophobia…  Yeah, I think that summarizes everything, you know what? On a second thought we are not ready yet to meet even the next door neighbor, let alone another Alien race, they would probably purge all human life from the face of this little miserable planet. Still would be cool though (not the purge, I mean to meet another sentient race).

Visit allnewsweb.com to read more about the first inter-galactic UFO trade route, in the mean time I will be preparing an intergalactic yard sale, in case there are alien tourists on earth. I’ll sell them all my worthless junk precious treasures for unbelievably high bargain prices and make a little money.