Image courtesy of cryptomundo.com

Apparently this whole dead, bald and ugly monster thing is becoming a trend, starting with the discovery of the Montauk Monster, in July 2008, which actually pre-dates this blog and followed by the ‘panama monster‘, in 2009 and then THIS thing in China. I am starting to think that there’s someone shaving animals, killing them (possibly raping them too) and then dumping their bodies so people can find them. What a sick bastard!

Hit the break for a couple of more pictures of the cryptid.

The backstory of the Bald Beast of KI is that a local dog named Sam, with its two owners, women nurses, found the beast floating face down in the creek, and they pulled it from the water. They then took photographs of the less-than-foot long, 30-centimetre-long dead creature.

Images (as above) of the furry, bald-faced creature were then placed on the official website of the Big Trout Lake community and have since caused an uproar of speculation on the Internet.

Like always, there has been lots of speculation about what the hell that animal is, some say it’s a racoon, others that it’s a bear cub, but each theory comes with it’s own inconsistencies and so far the species of this animal remains a mystery because nobody can agree on anything. Gentlemen, if I were you, I would run some DNA tests and clear things up once and for all instead of stuffing cryptozoology databases with animals that we already knew that existed, like bald dogs or bald racoons.

As promised, here are a couple more of shots for your morbid curiosity:

Visit cryptomundo.com for even more photographs of the thing and to read the entire article with a couple of theories about what the hell that animal is:
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In the mean time, I will be doing my own research and shaving my dog and a bunch of other animals to see if they resemble to the Bald Beast of KI.

UDPATE: The mission was a complete failure, my dog bit me and escaped. Ok, don’t panic Jhonny, I’ll tell mom that the dog went chasing an icecream truck that drove by and if she finds it and asks about the hairless patches I’ll say that it’s a skin condition developed due to chasing icecream trucks. Damn, I’m smooth!  :cool: