Michael Menkin, inventor of the Thought Screen Helmet, working on his invention.
Image courtesy of stopabductions.com
If I ever had the chance to go back in time, right before my first abduction, I would give myself the plans for this thing, then of course the thing would prevent any subsequent abductions, thus making it unnecessary to wear any thought screen helmet in the first place. But since I will not be wearing one then I WILL get abducted and therefore I WILL travel back in time after all to give myself the plans, but wait… :shock: *sigh* :mad: there, read the damn description, got to go for a bag of ice for my head, too many paradoxes.
How The Thought Screen Helmet Works
The thought screen helmet scrambles telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can’t communicate or control humans, they do not take them.
A Record of Success
The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only four failures have been reported since 1998.
Successful Shielding Material
Other shielding material was tried in previous models with less success. Only thought screen helmets using Velostat are effective. Large leather aviator hats lined with Velostat with secure straps are recommended for making effective helmets but any hat that covers your whole head and has eight sheets of Velostat will work. A similar material called LINQSTAT, which is made in Canada, may also be used.
Making one of these will set you back 30 bucks, but it’s well worth it, I mean, if it saves me from getting ass-probed by those gray bastards it deserves my attention. Altho, I still like the classic tinfoil hats, made out of common tinfoil. Unfortunately they only scramble microwaves. They scrambled my microwave so good that now I have to wait 10 minutes for my coffee to be ready (I have to use the stove now, I feel prehistoric).
Visit stopabductions.com to read more about this piece of protective headgear and to get the instructions on how to make your own. I’m sure as hell I will make mine, only I will put mine inside a baseball cap, cause the leather one looks a bit disturbing.
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By making helmets, I may get real proof that aliens are indeed abducting humans. Each helmet takes me over four hours to make, since I now sew them with an industrial sewing machine.
For information on alien abductions, see my other site, aliensandchildren.org and Dave Jacob’s site, ufoabductionc.oom.
The thought screen helmet concept is from the novels of E.E. Doc Smith, who created the science fiction device called a thought screen. That is on my web site.
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