Picture courtesy of abductionlamp.com

If you are not a xenophobe like me, then you probably might actually enjoy this lamp. Me? No thanks, I had enough UFO experiences already. This lamp was designed to look like a cow being lifted by the tractor beam of a UFO. The antenna on top is the on/off switch and there is fake grass on the base. The little aliens inside the cockpit are glow in the dark. It’s really cool, except for the fact that it is abducting a fricking cow! You know what is it like to be that poor cow? Fortunately the bovine abductee is removable, which doesn’t make it less disturbing but at least you know no one is going to be mutilated or probed.

DISCLAIMER: I do not endorse  this product, for all that I know it could have some kind of communication device inside. Next thing you know is ZOOM! straight to the mother ship!

Visit the product page at: The Alien Abduction Lamp. I’ll be playing with my Alien Autopsy Game if you need me, there’s no better alien alien than a dead alien.