Video Courtesy of Russia Today, via YouTube
Remember Electro from spiderman? When I was a kid I always wanted to have his superpowers. I used to ducktape bare wires to my hands and plug myself into the power outlet and the invariable outcome was always a painful electrocution, although I was expecting superpowers, like throwing bolts of lightning but no matter how much I used to shake my arms nothing would come out of them, except one time a fingernail. What was I thinking? I should have used high voltage and salty water instead!
Zurab Bedia, a man from Georgia, Russia is a man with superpowers. He can light a fluorescent light bulbs just by touching them. According to scientists this is due to the fact that Zurab’s geomagnetic field (whatever that means) is several times more intense than the one of a normal person. According to Zurab, he discovered his strange powers when his defunct brother (who was struck by a lightning and died) came to him in a vision and ordered him to touch a fluorescent ligh bulb.
How come God gives electric superpowers to this dude and not me? that ain’t fair! he didn’t even came close to the electric goodness! his brother did, not him! If you need me I’ll be playing with the defibrillator (a must have for every bunker!).


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