Star Child Skull DNA revealed to be Half Human and Half Alien

Star Child Skull

I don’t know if you have heard about the Star Child Skull, but if you haven’t, here’s a chunk of text that I stole from Wikipedia to better instruct you about what it is:

The Starchild skull is an abnormal human skull which was found in Mexico. It is primarily known through paranormal researchers’ claims that it represents evidence of extraterrestrial contact. Mitochondrial DNA recovered from the skull establishes that it is human.

In the paranormal community the skull is thought to be a hybrid between an alien man and a human woman, while skeptics think that it was a hydrocephalic kid, or even that the infant might have had Progeria, but so far all that were just speculations as there was no conclusive proof of any of the claims, Until now.
Apparently, the researchers studying the Star Child Skull made for the first time a nuclear DNA test on the skull and found that the mother is in deed human, but not the father. That, along with another bunch of evidence, adds more weight on the theory that aliens used to hump women on daily basis 1000 years ago, like that one time, when I was walking in the street, minding my own business, when suddenly a crazy cat lady wearing large sunglasses an alien popped out of nowhere and abducted me with a chloroform soaked rag its abduction beam. Once in the ship, the old hag aliens tried to mate with me, but I was rejected due to my small penis biological incompatibilities. I was then dropped off in a dark alley crop circle. What does this has to do with anything? Nothing. I just like stories.

Read the whole story here: Lloyd Pye Update: We finally have a recovery of nuclear DNA from the Starchild skull or also visit: The Star Child Project for more info about this unusual discovery. If you need me, I will be crying in the bath tub in the kitchen.

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