The alleged UFO drawing, courtesy of MUFON database.

I always look to the sky for answers. So far, tonight all I’ve got is bird crap in my eye, but I know they are out there (even though governments deny it).

A 5 year old girl in Kansas did the same thing (no, she didn’t deny it, she looked to the sky), only instead of bird crap she saw “a round plane with bolts”, there are no other known witnesses to this sighting because her dad was driving and let me tell you something, I once saw a UFO while I was driving, crashed into a pole and had my driver’s license revoked for life. Who needs a car anyway, I still got my bicycle! What do you mean the nearest store is 10 miles away from the bunker!? I NEED SMOKES!!

Click the link to read about the whole thing, while I steal cigarettes from my mother’s purse upstairs.
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