A few weeks ago, a Reddit user was watching a gangbang on Pornhub. Just as one of the men was about to ejaculate onto the chest of the woman on the receiving end, something caught the Redditor’s ear. Was that the familiar whine of…Louis C.K.?
In r/louisck, the user started a thread titled “(NSFW) Did I just see Louis in a porn?” She wrote:
Fuck you louis! I know this is you but I can’t prove it because I can’t see your face, on top of that I CAN’T SHARE WITH ANYONE I KNOW! as a 27 year old female how can I show this piece of gold to my friends and family without admitting to the kind of porn I wantch! YOU GENIUS PIECE OF SHIT LOL!
P.S. nice penis Sincerely, one of your shitty fans
Alas, it wasn’t Louis C.K. in that gang bang. But you can’t blame her for thinking it was. While you never actually see his face, the similarities between C.K. and the anonymous banger—who is chubby and pale, presumably a redhead (his leg and arm hair is red), and wearing a plain black t-shirt—are so acutely perfect that the Reddit thread began to get passed around in Los Angeles entertainment circles.
The video, which is called “Fuck Pussy, Cock Out, Body Shot,” is a crude compilation of faceless men pounding away at women, then pulling out and cumming on the women’s bodies. Almost exactly two minutes into the video, we see a brunette with blue eye shadow and a large tattoo on her back splayed out on a white duvet. At the bottom of the video is a tag that reads “www.westcoastgangbangs.com.”
It isn’t until the second half of the video that we hear from the Louis lookalike. The camera pans out, and the lower half of his body finally becomes visible. He is pudgy and, in contrast to the previous two men who were both nude, wearing a plain black t-shirt. He moans stupid sex things like “awww” and “fuck yeah.” In the Vine below (which is more or less safe for work as long as you have headphones) you can hear audio of his cries, and damn if this random fucker does not sound exactly like Louis C.K.
The other Reddit users who stumbled on this thread were immediately convinced.
Yeah, that’s gotta be him. It’s uncanny!
Wow, it even sounds like him!
Why did I just watch that?
……yeah. Yeah, that’s gotta be him.
that’s definitely him
That’s 100% Louis. Good for him.
It’s even the same shitty black t-shirt he always wears!
Oh wow, that’s crazy. Sounds just like him
There’s nobody on the planet that can convince me that’s not him.
watched the video muted: that might be him
watched the video unmuted: HOLY SHIT THAT’S HIM
One even went so far as to make an image that compares the man’s thigh with that of Louis C.K.’s, which appears in an episode of Louie. But as you can see (link NSFW), it isn’t exactly convincing: there are two arrows pointing at marks on each thigh, but they don’t to appear to match up at all.
Quickly, other posters in the thread found other West Coast Gang Bang videos in which the pale ginger with a voice like Louis C.K. actually shows his face. This man, Louis C.K. will be happy to know, does not look anything like Louis C.K, despite a similar affinity for plain black shirts.
So, who is this porn guy who dresses and sounds like, but is not, Louis C.K.? He doesn’t appear to be a “porn star” of any repute, though he does seem to be a West Coast Gang Bangs regular. You can see him here in the company’s Twitter avatar—the account, @gangbangparties, hasn’t been active since 2011.
What’s he doing now? Still jumping into gang bangs? Is he doing voice work? He could make decent money pretending to be Louis C.K. Are you this man? Please email me.
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Special thanks to the original poster, be sure to pay them a visit here: Louis C.K.’s Hardcore Porn Doppelganger: A Great Reddit Conspiracy