Like many Paranoid Freaks out there, I am also a germophobe and I try to keep myself and my habitat as germ free as I possibly can. And don’t get me wrong, my bedroom still looks like a filthy pigstyle but you won’t find a single germ anywhere. I use industrial amounts of disinfectant. It makes your eyes sore if you are not used to it.
And nothing would have changed if it wasn’t because the latest news are filled with reports of deadly super-germs that might break loose at any moment, potential pandemics and plagues from the 14th century. Now I will need a whole lot more! So I thought: Why buy it if I can make it! Long story short, here are two useful DIY tutorials on how to make your own disinfectant and natural antibacterial hand sanitizer! You’ll thank me when you are not covered with pustules.

Hit the break for the recipes.

I know some of you like coffee. I sure do. I drink an average of 15 cups a day. I’d like to attribute it to fact that I am a narcoleptic patient and I need to keep drinking coffee or else I am going to doze off on the spot, but the truth is that I am a perfectly healthy person. I just love coffee. As a matter of a fact, I am drinking a hot cup right now!

There’s other thing I like, not as much as coffee but enough to have a bunch of stuff with it on it (Like my trusty UFO detector ). And that’s crop circles. I mean, there are other things I’m more crazy about, like Unsolved Mysteries, The X- Files and other paranormal shows, but I do love crop circles. So if you are like me and you like crop circles and coffee, then you’ll love this product.
The crop circle mugs are regular mugs with crop circle designs artfully etched on them, each one will set you back £ 11.00 (about 17 dollars) I have no idea if the manufacturer ships outside UK but you lose nothing asking. Except a couple of minutes writing the e-mail. Visit the product web site to see a bunch more designs and colors: Crop Circle MUGS Or visit the manufacturer’s web site to see a whole lot other crop-circle-etched stuff: Crop Circle Creations

Now, if you need me, I will be calling a friend in London so he can order one for me. Actually the one you see in the picture above (courtesy of cropcirclecreations.co.uk). That’s my favorite color and my favorite crop circle pattern! 

Another oil rig exploded, only 90 miles away from the BP oil spill area. When is it going to be enough? Is this some kind of joke? Cause I’m not laughing. It’s the 4th time this year (That I know of) that a disaster of this sort happens, and you know what they say: One is a coincidence, two is a pattern. So yeah, I’m beginning to think they are doing this shit on purpose. Actually, you know what, just for the sake of it, let me check at Wikipedia how many spills we’ve had this year. Hold on.

14 Oil spills this year!! ZOMG!!! That ain’t no accident!! That’s an agenda! That does it! From now on I’m using the god damn public transportation until I can afford a hydrogen/electric car! This whole ‘oil companies’ thing, is kind of like the dark ages. They suppress and sabotage progress so they can keep selling their toxic crap to the public. Well, no more Mr. Nice! I am going to send an angry letter! I’ll even use the ‘F’ word!!! That’ll teach them!

Hit the break to watch the video and get pissed off.

This might well be a proof that [some] UFOs are man-made and not of extraterrestrial origin as we all believed previously. And I don’t want to say that every UFO ever sighted is man-made, cause we also might be visited by extraterrestrial civilizations, but this one in particular seems a lot like it’s not out of this world. This past August 22nd, a triangle shaped UFO was struggling to keep in the air, when the ship finally crashed in the mountains, a team of shady, government-type vehicles were seen rushing to the crash site followed by a bright, blueish arc welding light as if they were doing repairs. Did I mentioned that the crash site was near a military base? no? Well, it was. If that is not proof enough that the ship is man-made, then I don’t know what are you expecting. They are not going to disclose this matter so easily.

Hit the break to read more about this incident and watch a worthwhile video of the ship.  

During interviews all around the world, human tourists and locals always spoil the shot photobombing it but in this case it is an alien tourist (or local? ) who was caught on tape photobombing an Argentinian TV show’s interview. The little bastard was spotted walking in the background like it was his living room. It sounds hard to believe when you read it in a cheap tabloid like this but I got the proof! I didn’t believed it either when I got the tip!

Now, it might as well be a publicity stunt of the TV channel that broadcasted the sighting, but I don’t see how you can achieve this on live television without using CGI. I mean, if it’s fake it’s gotta be either CGI or a really deformed, anorexic midget.

Hit the break to quench your morbid curiosity.

Ok, first things first; for those of you who don’t have a clue of what the hell I am talking about in the title because you didn’t went to see the 2012 movie, here is a link to a YouTube video made by Charlie Frost, Woody Harrelson’s character in the movie 2012. It’s part of a viral marketing campaign designed to promote the movie.  I am posting it so you can understand better the next piece of information, cause apparently our Sun is actually shooting a rare particle towards the earth, just like in the movie. This particle affects the behavior of radioactive materials or isotopes on earth.

For science, this discovery could signify a better and more efficient method to detect solar storms before they strike, for me, it means a new thing to worry about. I mean, what if the earth’s core melts and we all die horrible and painful deaths buried under tons of concrete!? Even though we are talking about the sun here, the future doesn’t look so bright anymore…

Hit the break to learn more about the mystery particle and probably get paranoid about your uncertain future.

I always wondered… are there UFOs caught in google earth? I’ve seen planes, I’ve seen ships too and most certainly I’ve seen cars and trucks, but I’ve never seen UFOs there. And I wouldn’t, if it wasn’t because of my girlfriend. So, thanks Izzy. You’ve just made my day.

This is a collection of 36 photos taken at the right place and the right time, only from space, from google satellite, so it’s really exciting. Some of the oddities include (but are not limited to) strange mountainous formations, crop circles, UFOs and mysterious marks on the ground only visible from the air. Some of them might be shopped, but  I don’t know, I am no expert.
So, without further ado, I give you the Mysterious Google Earth Sightings. Link and image courtesy of huffingtonpost.com

Now, if you excuse me, I will be exploring google sky, because if the earth had so many, outer space must have trillions of them! Special thanks to Isabelle for the tip.

Remember the 2012 prophecies, the ones that everyone said were never going to happen? Well, guess when the next big solar storm is going to hit?? Yeah! Two Thousand and Twelve!! Ain’t that a bitch? You know what would suck big time? that we are actually left unprotected due to some bullshit pole reversal or some shit like that! That would suck big hairy balls, cause not only our electronic stuff would be screwed but also ourselves! And you know what’s the worst part of all of this? Guess who are the only ones who are going to survive in the event of a global cataclysm? YEAH!! you guessed again! Religious nuts and rich people! They are the only ones who got the proper bunkers!! HAH!! Ain’t that a bitch!? As for my bunker, well, a bunkerized basement does not count as an actual bunker. Although it may survive an atomic blast a few dozen kilometers from here it really sucks for EMP and other crap.

According to NASA the past solar storm was just our sun warming up, the next one is going to send us tumbling back to the stone age, which is quite scary, cause we will grow even more dependent of the petroleum, all hi-tech medical equipment like MRI’s and x-ray machines will get screwed and of course, computers, internet, microwave ovens and other stuff that you and I appreciate. Not to mention assloads of crime! Cause every time something like this things happens all the scum begins to crawl from under the rocks.

Hit the break to learn more  about our future demise.